[SEMI-CLOSED MEME] MONSTER AUS

[pocketspa]

THE MONSTER MEME

step one: post monsterfied toplevels
step two: tag
step three: ???????????
step four: gay probably

have at it

Comments

[scholiast]

(Lucretia just stares at her, and then she starts to laugh. She can't help it, the whole situation is so ridiculous. Lup has carried this on for far too long.)

You've exhausted the joke, you know. No, I don't have a number. I don't even think I'd get service in here.

[restinglichface]

You're breaking my heart, babe.

[Too long or just long enough?]

How else am I gonna get in touch with you again? We've got chemistry! You must feel it too.

[scholiast]

I don't think my not eating you the moment I saw you counts as chemistry, Lup.

(She sighs, and wipes her eyes very carefully with a wing.)

Come on. I'll walk you out safely.