[Luce is the closest she's probably getting, let's be real here. But the rest of it is more interesting than any nicknames she could pass out. Even he snickers a little as it ripples through, though that feeling does cause him to try and jerk his hand back to his chest.]

Eugh, that felt so fuckin' weird. Still have no idea how this is happening, bee-tee-dubs.

[But regardless, he'll go back to the first point.]

And look, like, you seem pretty real, but also you're the first ghost I've ever met and this is kinda my job. So the other ones are either real good at hiding orrrrr there's probably some big conspiracy? To keep like regular-ass people from finding out about it. At which point you've blown the whole cover of every ghost everywhere and I'm gonna have to go into their houses and, uh, mess stuff up until they troll my twitter feed.