[God, she just continues to surprise him. He's waiting for her to ask some technical question, but her deadpan delivery of a great zag leaves him with a hand to his chest, mocking offense at her as the phone chimes out smart-ass: a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.]

Wow. Super rude. I introduce you to the wide world of cell phones and you use this power and knowledge to dunk on me. How dare.

[He doesn't actually look like he's mad, mostly from the grin on his face, but he's gotta keep the bit.]

See, you fit in just fine to this whole new age biz.