You know TV but not the internet? Nah, you are old.

[Taako why do you only have the settings ‘scared’ and ‘rude’.]

But uh yeah, listen, I was thinking about lying to you on this one, but it’s all one hundo percent fake. Was pretty sure ghosts didn’t exist up to like whenever the fuck I walked in here. I was just like, uh, trying to find a cool fake ghost hideout?

[Shit, are there real ghosts in the background of other episodes? He’s going to become one of those whackjobs who sits around and states really heavily at footage. But she did show up in his camera roll. And they do work in those kind of subtle effects, so…]

But I mean… could be pretty rad, if you’d play along. Really get a lot of people. Might even get a bunch of ‘em to visit to try ’n find you.

[He’s getting the impression that might be what she wants. Though if he’s wrong, he’s gonna have to find another bartering chip]